Standard bitter hate post

I hate it when mothers thank me when I remark about the cuteness of their infant. I wasn't complimenting you. You are not an adorable little baby girl. You were, in all likelihood, probably an ugly child.

I hate it when war veterans assume that the fact that they shot at some people for a while makes them experts on foreign policy. "I think the war in Iraq was a horrible blunder," I said. "I served in vietnam, son," he growled, "I think the war was necessary and has been handled as well as could be expected." The first statement does not justify the second, asshole.

I hate it when overweight bisexual teenage girls think they're Wiccan. Some bloated, greasy, black-haired, sexually confused social outcast with tater tot breasts and a scowl welded to her face calling herself Raven Moonspirit and threatening to put curses on The Conformists just to infuriate her Wasp parents, who are obviously trying to oppress her for her beliefs. No one will ever love you, Raven, not even the High Priest of your coven who told you that doing your rituals naked will release more spiritual energy.

I hate Dr. Phil.

I hate it when otherwise good news broadcasts insist on including a story about what sort of condom Britney fucking Spears prefers, and where Angelina Jolie buys her douching supplies. No one cares, and those who do care ought not to have their fetish catered to.

I have no funny ending for this, so instead I will post a relevant video.

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The video is shit, but the song is fun.