Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Take that, flash fiction.

"It goes without saying that I am far from a professional, in any field. One is tempted to call me a 'jack of all trades', but that implies some sort of proficiency. I lack that, though it could never be said that I am a failure, however. I grasp the world instinctively, and with a carefully composed grin. A staggering savant with a flawless fashion sense, that's me."

"Get the fuck out of my bathtub," I grunted, and he left.

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