Friday, June 6, 2008

Startling developments

Today, The Thousand Monkeys received a Google hit from a fellow in Germany searching for "fuck bussy on teen in usa." I can only assume it was a search for porn, and, despite the garbled syntax and apparent misspelling, I can even venture a reasonable guess what exactly he was looking for.

The somewhat disturbing bit of information is what evidently attracted this poor soul to this blog. If you type in his Google search, we appear on the first page (!) with the following snippet:

"Why the fuck do 11 year old girls run gossip websites? When I was 11, girls were into ... So more power to theteen who can make a few bucks from this. ..."

The would-be pornographer clearly has a poor command of the English language, but he knew the right words: fuck, 11 year old girls, teen, girls were into, make a few bucks.

So, this blog has hit a new high point: We are now on the front page of Google for child porn searches from German pedophiles. I'll raise a glass to it.

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